Christmas Came Early

So I got me some new coveralls tonight. As some of you may be aware mine were tragically destroyed last year during a freak grilling accident. Although they were almost completely engulfed in flames I kept them around for a year thinking that Jenny could fix them. They were great, I had them since I was a sophomore in High School. With any luck these will last more than 11 years.

Ice + Roof + Ananamas = Trouble

Ask me about the roof of the Money Pit and why I decided to get on it tonight in the middle of an ice storm. It is too fresh to write about. Al I will say for now is that if I ever tell any of you that I am planning on climbing a roof in weather like this you need to stop me.

The boy loves trains

Did this just happen?

So I am sitting in my office looking out the window. It is like 3:20 and the school across the street just let out. I see a kid coming down the alley behind my office carrying a toilet plunger. I think that this is a little strange so I sit back to watch the show. He creeps slowly toward the privacy fence, raises his weapon, takes aim and releases it at his intended victim. This kid hit a squirrel off of the top of the fence from like 10 feet away way a plunger. That squirrel went flying, he never saw it coming. It was the most amazing shot I have ever seen with a plunger. So if you need me tonight I will be in the backyard trying to replicate the plunger massacre of 06.

And the winner is......

Rachel Burch

You have a large amount of company swag coming your way.


Favorite movie starring Robin Williams? Popeye

Favorite movie starring Benicio Del Toro? The Usual Suspects

Favorite movie starring Kevin Spacey? The Usual Suspects

Favorite Movie Starring Kevin Pollak? The Usual Suspects

What does Ananamas think is Tom Hanks best movie? The Burbs

What does Ananamas think is Matthew McConaughey's best movie? Dazed and Confused

Who is Ananamas' favorite actor? Tom Hanks

Who is Ananamas' favorite actress? Julia Roberts

What was the first movie that Ananamas took Mrs. Ananamas to see on a date?
Hint, it starred Matthew McConaughey and had Ashley Judd in a supporting roll.
A Time To Kill

What was the name of the movie theater that Ananamas worked at? Dickenson's Fremont 3

What cartoon character was the mascot of this chain of theaters? Popeye
The answer to this is also the answer to question #1

Big Movie Contest

This is a get to know your Ananamas contest. The first person who can post the highest number of correct answers by Monday will win a gift pack of company swag. This may include but is not limited to coffee mugs, insulated travel mugs, shirts, umbrella, etc, etc. In the event of a tie the first person to post will win.

Favorite movie starring Robin Williams?

Favorite movie starring Benicio Del Toro?

Favorite movie starring Kevin Spacey?

Favorite Movie Starring Kevin Pollak?

What does Ananamas think is Tom Hanks best movie?

What does Ananamas think is Matthew McConaughey's best movie?

Who is Ananamas' favorite actor?

Who is Ananamas' favorite actress?

What was the first movie that Ananamas took Mrs. Ananamas to see on a date? Hint, it starred Matthew McConaughey and had Ashley Judd in a supporting roll.

What was the name of the movie theater that Ananamas worked at?

What cartoon character was the mascot of this chain of theaters? The answer to this is also the answer to question #1

You have until monday to get inside the mind of Ananamas. Good luck.

Clarification

There have been several questions on my first post. I will do my best to answer them.

Yes that is my office.

Yes he fell asleep waiting 10 minutes for his interview.

Yes those are overalls and yes he did undo the bib to make himself more comfortable.

Yes I let him sleep for approximately 45 minutes.

No I did not hire him.

I think that should about cover it.

Stay tuned there is a competition coming with actual prizes.

When you want a job

Checklist for getting a job....

1) Stay awake for the interview

2) Keep your hand out of your pants